I never actually stick around long enough to see how this ends, if ever.
*Boy 1 kicks boy 2*
Me: OH MY GOD why did you just kick him???
Boy1: because he punched me first!
Boy2: that's because he kicked me before that!
Boy 1: because he slapped me.
Boy 2: because he threw my pencil case at me.
Boy 1: because he threw my pencil case in the garbage.
Boy 2: because he pinched me!
Boy 1: because he said I was a girl!!!
Boy 2: Only because he said I was a baby!!
Boy 1: that's because he tripped me over last week!
Boy 2: because he tripped me over 2 weeks ago!
Boy 1: because he kicked me in math class.
Boy 2: because he punched me in PE lesson.
Ad infinitum. And I'm not even joking.
They give me a brain cramp, every single time.
"alright alright THAT'S ENOUGH! Just go".
And THAT'S how they get away with it!
Geniuses I tell you.
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How about this ru'ya syllabus thing going over the concept of forgiveness, being a bigger person, taking the higher road, raising the white flag, declaring peace, good will among all (insert your favorite metaphor here). Now that's an idea.
Funny. I was just discussing this with a teacher in school today.
The Ru'ya curriculum DOES go over all of this. If those kids applied all they learn in the Ru'ya class they'd be pretty much angels.
But they don't! *sigh*
That's hilarious! Thank goodness I have just one boy and not two!
hehehehehe
man, that's true!! How do people with two boys stay sane?? oh wait, they don't :D
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